Results tagged ‘ Pale Hose ’
Yeah, He’ll Do That
- Jim Thome hits 550th career home run
Jim Thome is my least favorite player in the league. Oh, it’s nothing personal. He seems like a nice enough guy and everything. He doesn’t show up opposing pitchers when circling the bases and rarely badmouths anyone (opponents or teammates) in the press. He’s the type of guy who is quietly very good at his job, and I respect that. But whenever he’s at the plate, Jim Thome is my least favorite player in the league. He absolutely murders Twins’ pitching, but besides that, every good thing he does just helps the hated White Sox. His 27 career home runs at the Metrodome are second only to Ken Griffey jr.’s 28 for the most hit by any opposing player, and with nine games remaining against the Sox at the Dome, it’s likely he’ll surpass Griffey sometime this year. And (of course) it was he who killed our playoff hopes last year. Really, the nicest thing I can say about him is that this might be his last season in a Sox uniform.
As much as I might hate Jim Thome, I can’t help but be kind of happy when he reaches another career milestone. I am a baseball fan after all, and it is a bit thrilling to watch a guy put together a Hall-of-Fame career in my lifetime, even if it helps out the enemy in the process. I’m just a lot happier when he does these things against someone else (like Dustin Moseley and Santiago Casilla). And while I certainly wasn’t rooting for (God forbid) the Pale Hosers to win the World Series last year, I would’ve been secretly kind of happy if Thome got a ring. With the almost-Ruthian numbers he’s put up in his career, I can think of few players in the league who deserve it more, and the distinct possibility that he won’t ever get one makes me a little sad. I just want him to win it all with someone other than the White Sox.
- Otherwise…
Pat Neshek and Boof Bonser are both doing well in rehab. Bonser is actually ahead of schedule and might even be back with the team by September. Boof wasn’t great as a reliever last season, posting a 5.88 ERA and 1.577 WHIP, but his very good 3.44 K/BB ratio and 9.5 K/9 rate suggests it might just be an issue of acclimating himself to his new role in the bullpen. Of course, all of that is in question now that he’s had shoulder surgery and time will tell if he ends up more like Joe Nathan or Jesse Crain. Neshek has begun playing catch from 60 feet, but won’t start throwing off the mound until the fall and isn’t expected to return to the team before next year.
You might’ve missed it, since it’s not like the story is getting much media coverage or anything, but the Yankees apparently have some sort of errorless streak going. Obviously, this doesn’t necessarily mean they have the best defense in the league (they don’t), but it is a vast improvement over what they had last year.
Despite missing the first month of the season, Joe Mauer is currently leading AL catchers in All-Star voting. I guess putting up historic numbers in your first month back from the DL will do that.
Howard Sinker asks “When did you become a fan?”. I’ve already kind of answered that question, but I’ve pretty much been a Twins fan as long as I can remember (because the ’87 World Series is about as far back as I can remember).
Baseball is the greatest game there is
I am inclined to agree with Mike Pagliarulo (and Jen) on that one. Yes, I am also a football fan. And as regular readers of this blog are well aware, I absolutely loooooove hockey. But baseball is definitely the greatest game there is. Because unlike those other sports, there is no clock to kill any potential rally. In baseball, there’s always hope for a comeback. Which is precisely what the Twins did last night. Down two runs in the bottom of the ninth, with two out and nobody on, the Twins battled back and scored three runs off of Brendan Morrow (oops, Miguel Batista. That’s the kind of sloppy journalism you are bound to produce when you are very sleepy or heavily intoxicated or both) for their first victory of the season.
This was hardly the best game the Twins have ever played. Nick Blackburn was shaky in his five innings, giving up four runs on eight hits while walking three and only striking out one. There were a couple of misplays in the outfield by Delmon Young and Denard Span that certainly didn’t help, either. The offense struggled to do much against Erik Bedard for most of the night. It looked as though the Twins were about to drop their second straight game against the Mariners. But the Twins managed to score three runs off of him in the fifth, to pull themselves within one. Well, until Luis Ayala gave up another run in the top of the ninth, anyway. The game looked like it was over when Seattle closer Brendan Morrow got two quick outs in the bottom of the ninth. The free-swinging Carlos Gomez was coming to the plate, and fans were already starting head for the exits. But he drew a walk (!) after one of the best ABs he’s ever had, and that seemed to really rattle Morrow, who struggled to find the plate after that. Seattle’s self-proclaimed closer then proceeded to walk the bases full, and was pulled in favor of Batista. Denard Span drove in a run on an infield hit (Span, who had an awful spring, was 3-for-5 with a pair of RBI singles). Alexi Casilla then smacked a two-run single to center field and that was the ballgame. Casilla, by the way, is getting really good at this whole walk-off-win thing.
Mike Redmond is still questionable after injuring his groin while running out a double in the series opener. This was right after he got hit in the neck with a broken bat. It just wouldn’t be a ballgame if Redmond didn’t get hit in the head with something. He was kept out of last night’s game as sort of a precautionary
measure and will be re-evaluated today. Apparently the injury isn’t that serious and Redmond has declared himself ‘ready to catch’ if necessary, but we shall see. Groin injuries can be one of those lingering things that affects a guy the entire season.
Apparently I’m not the only one who likes the throwback jerseys, either (and judging by that last pic, somebody else does, too). Although, I’m starting to wonder if it’s really such a good idea to emulate a team that lost 102 games.
I do like what I’ve seen from Joe Crede so far. Not so much at the plate (though he did hit a double in the big three-run fifth inning), but he has tremendous range at third. This isn’t something I’m used to seeing, as the last decent third baseman the Twins had was Corey Koskie. So forgive me for getting a little excited at the prospect that the infield defense might not suck this year.
The Twins really should win tonight’s game, though. Kevin Slowey (aka the new Brad Radke) is on the mound against Carlos Silva. Silva has apparently lost a lot of weight and did put together a decent ST campaign, but he’s still prone to having a total meltdown out on the mound if things aren’t going his way.
- No, no, you had it right the first time
I think I know what I’m going to call the Pale Hose White Sux White Sox from now on:
Haterade
- Rivalries are fun
Like the Yankees/Red Sox, Cubs/Cardinals, and Dodgers/Giants, the Twins and the White Sox have developed their own rivalry over the course of the past decade. Although the two teams have been divisional rivals for years, it wasn’t until both started to become relevant that things began to heat up. These games are always exciting regardless of where the teams are in the standings. There’s all kinds of bizarre incidents, heartbreaking losses, and thrilling come-from-behind wins. And, of course, it’s just not a rivalry without the requisite trash talk from both sides.
Games against divisional opponents always carry a special weight, but games against the Pale Hose are different. While Cleveland is a tough opponent, the Twins haven’t had much success against them (except for last year) so the rivalry is kind of one-sided. Although things sometimes get chippy with the Tigers and the Royals, neither team really has the cast of characters that makes games against the Sox so intriguing:
Ozzie Guillen is the most entertaining figure in sports. Period. He always says whatever he thinks and doesn’t care if anyone likes it or not. And more often than not, he’s right. He was right to complain that the Cubs get treated like the Yankees by the Chicago media, while the Sox are treated more like the Mets (it might have something to do with the fact that the Tribune owned the Cubs at the time). He was also painfully honest when asked about a potential reunion of the 2005 World Series Sox. Whatever you want to say about Guillen as a person, there’s no denying that as a manager he is a brilliant strategist and is obviously liked and respected by the guys in the clubhouse (well, except maybe by this guy). And no matter what he says, I hope Kenny Williams has the good sense to never, ever, ever, ever fire Ozzie.
Speaking of controversial figures, A.J. Pierzynski has to be the most hated man in baseball.
He’s done something dirty to almost every team in the league, and fanbases everywhere are always vocal about their disapproval. Having said that, I have to admit that I don’t really hate A. J. I find his antics amusing for the most part, and it would be hypocritical of me to criticize him now for things he did all the time as a Twin. But more importantly, he was the centerpiece of the greatest trade in Twins history. I cannot find it in my heart to hate the man who brought us the joy that is Joe Nathan and Francisco Liriano (and, to a lesser extent, Boof Bonser). Oh, and his departure made room for the superstar that is Joe Mauer to come up, which just makes it even harder to hate A. J.
The only White Sock I can muster any angry feelings for is Jim Thome, and that’s simply because he’s a Twin-killer. I’ve seen his career numbers against the Twins, and I’m not going to post them because they make me ill. All I’m going to say is that he hits like a modern-day Babe Ruth off of any and all Twins pitchers. But I can’t really say that I hate Thome either; he’s a good guy and he’s very good at what he does. I mostly just feel a sense of dread whenever he comes to the plate, because I know something bad is about to happen.
No, there are really only two sports franchises I actually hate: The Green Bay Packers and the Vancouver Canucks. Hating the Packers (and their fans) is obligatory if you root for the Vikings, although this year’s team didn’t inspire the usual feelings of animosity. The Packers under Brett Favre were very hateable, and their fans were the most obnoxious and arrogant of any fanbase in major league sports. But now that the Gunslinger is gone, the Packers are much harder to hate. Aaron Rogders just doesn’t inspire the sort of frothing vitriol that Fav-ruh did and I actually kind of feel sorry for the poor guy. Besides, Packer fans have been awfully quiet this year. Gee, I wonder why…
I guess when I really think about it all of my sports-related hate is reserved for the Vancouver Canucks. I HATE them. They like to play dirty, and there’s a palpable sense of animosity between the players on the ice. Although the Wild have typically dominated the Canucks, things are different this season. They have yet to win a single game against Vancouver and currently trail them by two points in the standings. To make matters worse, they went out and signed former Wild star Pavol Demitra and will probably go after Marian Gaborik as well.
So which Canuck do I hate the most? Mattias Ohlund, of course. Because he did this to Mikko Koivu:
Go to hell, Vancouver.
Ballpark gimmicks are lame
While was watching the AFC Championship game on Sunday, I noticed that Steelers fans were waving these:
Ugh (sorry Kevin). Of course, I can’t complain too much, because they look an awful lot like these:
As a Twins fan, I apologize for inflicting the Homer Hanky upon an unsuspecting world. I’m sorry! It’s just…we got carried away! It was so long since the Twins had even made the playoffs, let alone the World Series. It was an exciting time, and we had no idea when, or if, we would have anything to celebrate again (our other sports franchises have been pretty pathetic too, you know).
I refuse to wave the Homer Hanky, by the way. It looks like we’re surrendering, with the sea of white flags waving. I refuse to surrender! WE’RE GOING TO WIN, DAMMIT!!! GO TWINS!!11!!1!
Sorry, At least the Homer Hanky isn’t as bad as Thunderstix.
If you feel a need to bang large plastic phallic objects together to cheer for your team, then GO TO A BASKETBALL GAME!!! Noisy things like this have no business at a baseball game. Cowbells are pretty obnoxious, too, but I’ll give Rays fans a pass since their team didn’t give them much to cheer about for the last decade.
The Rally Monkey has got to go. God, I hate this thing:

Oops, wrong picture.
That’s better.
Doesn’t this constitute animal cruelty? Where’s PETA when you need them?
I have to say, though, whoever invented the Blackout is a genius.
The Kiss Cam has to be the lamest of the lame gimmicks. I thought we were intelligent baseball fans here in Twins Territory (aside from the hanky thing anyway), but even we are not immune from this abomination. Look, I get it. MLB wants to reach a wider audience, and it thinks reaching out to female fans will accomplish this goal. The problem is, the type of women who love the Kiss Cam aren’t really interested in baseball. They’re the pink hats, the types who go to games to impress guys but want to leave before the seventh inning stretch. To make matters worse, this kind of crap simply annoys diehard fans such as myself.
The NHL has an interesting use for the Kiss Cam, though. I approve! MLB should institute this application immediately! Who doesn’t want to see the M&MVP boys kiss?
Never mind, it looks like the White Sox already beat us to it.
The Third Base Conundrum
- Rangers’ Michael Young Requests a Trade:
According to this story, Michael Young has requested a trade from the Texas Rangers rather than be moved to third base. Naturally, there are rumors that the Twins might be interested in the 32-year old shortstop. This is a terrible idea. First of all, the Twins do not need a shortstop, since this is why they re-signed Nick Punto. They need an everyday third baseman, and Young is apparently opposed to the idea of playing third. Secondly, Michael Young is overrated. Yes, he puts up good numbers, but he also plays in a hitter’s paradise. And although he did win a Gold Glove (for some reason), he is one of the worst defenders in the league. Considering what it would likely cost to acquire Young (likely one of the young starters or prized prospects), let’s hope the Twins are smart enough to say no.
The last thing the Twins need is a mediocre hitter who can’t play his position, especially for a team that struggled defensively last season. The Twins had long been known as one of the best defensive teams in the league, but last year was an exception. The team committed 108 errors, or seventh-most in the league. A lot of this had to do with the fact that the team had so many rookies, most of whom improved as the season wore on. Some of it was also due to the rotating nature of the infield due to injuries that prevented players like Brendan Harris from settling into a particular role. At any rate, it is clear that a team built on pitching, speed, and defense cannot afford to sacrifice one of these things (namely defense) for what is likely to be little improvement in offense.
There’s also been talk that the Twins are interested in free agent third baseman Joe Crede.
On the surface, Crede does appear to be a better fit and would be an upgrade over the current Buscher/Harris platoon at third. His bat has pop, and unlike Young he is certainly not a liability defensively. However, Crede has been injured a lot and missed most of last season with a back injury. I’m not sure his back would hold up playing on that awful turf, which is little more than a thin rug stretched over concrete. If he were willing to sign a one-year, incentive-laden deal on the cheap (which is unlikely given that his agent is Scott Boras), then I would support it. If he is looking for a deal similar to what Casey Blake got from the Dodgers, however, then the Twins might as well just save their money and stick with what they have.
Finding an everyday third baseman has been a struggle for the organization ever since Corey Koskie left via free agency after the 2004 season. Yes, you read that right, the Twins have not had an everyday third baseman in four years. Four years! In that time Michael Cuddyer, Nick Punto, Mike Lamb, Tony Batista, and God knows how many part-timers have all failed to take over the starting job (and those are just the names I can think of off-hand. I know there are even more). Some were horrible defenders, some were terrible hitters, and some (Lamb) couldn’t do either.
The Twins do have a couple of intriguing minor-leaguers in Danny Valencia and Luke Hughes who might finally win the starting job. Hughes has put up some very good numbers, although they did decline a bit when he made the jump from AA to AAA ball (from .319/.385/.551 with 15 homers, to .283/.325/.463 with 3 homers). Valencia has also put up some respectable numbers, and he is better defensively than Hughes. However, both have some major drawbacks. Hughes’ defense is nothing to get too excited about, and there’s a question as to whether or not he’ll ever be major-league ready. Valencia, at 24, has yet to advance beyond AA ball. However, given the thin market and the fact that whoever the Twins are interested in will cost too much (either in money for free agents or prospects in trade) the team is better off seeing what they have in these guys than rolling the dice with either Young or Crede.
Things That Keep Me From Sleeping at Night
- Twins Content to Stand Pat While Division Rivals Improve
This offseason has been very frustrating for Twins fans. It has been very difficult to sit back
and watch division rivals like the Indians make drastic moves to improve their ballclub, while ours does nothing. Cripes, even the Royals have tried to improve (tried being the operating word. I’m not sure if their moves are much of an improvement). And I’m sure White Sox GM Kenny Williams has something up his sleeve, he usually does. And, unlike last season, it’s not as if the Twins have a lot of holes to fill. They mostly need an upgrade at third and in the bullpen. And it’s been even more frustrating to see other clubs jump in and sign players that would be a perfect fit. The Twins have missed out on Jeremy Affeldt (who signed with the Giants and was apparently not even on their radar) and Koji Uehara for the bullpen, and Mark Derosa at third. Missing out on Derosa was even more frustrating because, not only did he go to the Indians, they didn’t have to give up much to get him. This was mostly a salary dump on the part of the Cubs to make room for Milton Bradley’s contract, and the Indians got him for a bargain.
I have been willing to give GM Bill Smith a pass for some of the boneheaded moves he made in the last offseason (his crop of free agents, the Delmon Young trade that was ill-advised from the beginning, etc.) since it was his first season as the Twins’ GM. And he does seem to have learned from some of these mistakes; he’s been adamant about hanging on to our young talent unless the deal is good enough and hasn’t been dumpster diving for free agents, yet. But the Indians got Derosa for nothing, and I’m sure that, much like the Cubs, the Mariners would love to get out from under Adrian Beltre’s contract (he does have that pesky no-trade clause that makes things a bit more difficult, though I’m sure he would waive it if the price was right. Oh, and his agent is satan himself). It just seems that Smith lacks the shrewdness of his predecessor Terry Ryan when it comes to making deals. Not everything Ryan did was brilliant, releasing David Ortiz is probably the biggest mistake he ever made, but he did have a penchant for ripping off other teams when it comes to trades (just ask the Giants).
Having said all that, I do think the Twins, even without making any major moves, could contend next season. Even with the Indians and the Royals making improvements (okay, maybe not the Royals), the division doesn’t look to be all that strong. Michael Cuddyer will most likely be healthy and provide the right-handed power bat the team is lacking. Scott Baker is starting to emerge as the staff ace, and Francisco Liriano is poised to have a big year. Rookie Jose Mijares was very impressive in his few relief appearances last year, and should compete for the set-up job. And I can live with the Brendan Harris/Brian Buscher platoon at third. But that’s just it, I’m sick of simply contending. We’ve been contending for the past 8 years! I want to make a deep run in the playoffs for once, and this team has enough young talent to make such a run. They just need a little help, that’s all.
- And Another Thing:
While I’m ranting, I have some things to say about my other favorite team: The Wild. In particular, my all-time favorite player, goaltender Niklas Backstrom. Backs has been having a great season, posting a .927 save %, 2.17 GAA, and 5 shutouts, as well as being named to the All-Star Game. So why am I upset? Because Backs is going to be an unrestricted free agent after this season, and the Wild don’t seem too intent on resigning him. I realize the team doesn’t have much space under the salary cap and has much more pressing needs that must be addressed. Still, since when is having depth at goal such a bad thing?
To make matters worse, Backs keeps telling us how much he loves playing in Minnesota and has no desire to leave: “You can’t take it for granted, but we’re playing in front of a sellout
crowd every night that knows a lot about hockey. So for a hockey
player, it’s a dream”. Oh Backs, just stop it. Stop it right now. You are making me cry. This divorce would be much easier if you told us you hate Minnesota and would rather play anywhere else, especially Vancouver. Or you could pull a Gabby and miss the rest of the season with a mysterious “lower body injury”. Then we would be more than happy to let you go.
Oh well, At least we’ll still have Mikko Koivu.





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